Graphic by Jieru Ye ‘23
By Rose Cohen ’22 & Emma Watkins ’23
A&E Editor | Copy Chief & A&E Editor
1. Which of these Halloween classics is your favorite?
a. Tim Burton’s 1988 dark comedy, “Beetlejuice.”
b. Duwayne Dunham’s 1998 Disney Channel TV movie, “Halloweentown.”
c. Ivan Reitman’s 1984 supernatural comedy, “Ghostbusters.”
d. Brad Silberling’s 1995 family-friendly comedy, “Casper.”
2. It’s the week before Halloween … Do you already have your costume picked out?
a. Yes, and I plan to dazzle the crowd at the party I’m hosting.
b. I’ve had a group costume planned for months. We’re going to look amazing!
c. If you want the answer to that, you should just take a look at my Pinterest board.
d. I may just re-wear an old standby. The Beanie Baby costume in my closet has been calling my name.
3. Your crush has invited you to a Halloween party they’re throwing. You can’t find your costume anywhere, which you’ve declared is the perfect combination of sexy and cute. What are you wearing instead?
a. Fishnets, heels, an oversized tee and dramatic makeup — they’ll never know it took an hour to decide what to wear.
b. I’ll just throw on some animal ears and call it good.
c. A monochrome black ’fit, complete with some Dr. Martens.
d. I have three backup costumes to choose from!
4. What is your favorite thing about fall?
a. Getting to bust out my dark red lipstick and channel “Pure Heroine”-era Lorde.
b. Cozy movie nights with friends. Apple cider in cute mugs is a must.
c. Seeing people’s Halloween decorations all month long. My neighbor has ghost fairy lights!
d. Stepping on crunchy leaves on my walk to class. The red ones are especially thrilling.
5. Don’t think too hard about this one; pick a word to describe your fall vibe!
a. Sexy.
b. Cozy.
c. Classic.
d. Wholesome.
6. You’re trying to impress your crush with a Halloween date night. What do you do?
a. Netflix and chill, baby! Lighting will be provided by my pumpkin pie-scented candle.
b. I think a road trip to Salem, Massachusetts, could be cool. Maybe we’ll go to a museum and a cat cafe?
c. I heard there’s a tarot reader coming into Northampton on Saturday. I want to ask about our future together — if we’re compatible, it shouldn’t scare them off.
d. I’m going to take them to Thirsty Mind (I want them to try my favorite fall drink— a maple iced latte with oat milk). Then, we’re going to drive to an apple orchard in Easthampton, go on a spooky hayride and come back to campus and cuddle. Did I mention I’ve caught them staring at me in Blanch recently?
7. What is your favorite Halloween treat?
a. Milky Way Midnight.
b. Popcorn ball with M&M’s.
c. Mummy-themed cake pops.
d. Candy corn.
8. What’s your favorite spooky spot on campus?
a. The library’s stacks. Who knows what could happen there?
b. Sunday brunch gossip sessions in Blanch. It’s nice to hear what I was up to on Saturday night!
c. Wilder — I’m befriending the ghost.
d. I like drinking warm beverages by Mary Lyon’s grave. I wouldn’t mind if I had a book with me.
Results:
If you got mostly a’s
You’re “The Rocky Horror Picture Show”
You’re fun, you’re sexy and, honestly, a little disarming. You’re not everyone’s cup of tea but your friends and fans are loyal to the end. During the lunch rush in Blanch, it’s not surprising to look up and see someone’s eyes on you as you’re stopping by the sushi station. You’re the life of the party and the object of many MoHos’ affections; sometimes it goes to your head, but we all love you regardless. During class, you tend to speak your mind, even if that means getting into a bit of discourse. This semester, parties haven’t been quite your vibe, but you still manage to find someone to come home with you at the end of the night. Next time you lock eyes with someone in the Dickinson backyard, don’t be afraid to shoot your shot — let your confidence guide you.
If you got mostly b’s
You’re “Twitches”
You’re probably missing your family’s Halloween traditions this year, so why don’t you teach them to your friends? Who doesn’t like carving jack o’lanterns and roasting pumpkin seeds? “Twitches” is a movie about family bonds, but trust that your on-campus friends can become like family. You’ve been a bit hard on yourself recently, but you’re capable of more than you know. Put on some fairy lights, make some tea, take a hot shower and indulge in some much-needed self-care. You may also enjoy binge-watching some old favorite movies or TV shows, from Disney Channel Halloween classics to “Scooby-Doo” to “Gilmore Girls.” For some ultimate comfort, you might want to head to Atkins Farm and snag some apple cider doughnuts soon. Enjoy your time here, but don’t feel afraid to catch up with your family or an old friend.
If you got mostly c’s
You’re “The Addams Family”
Fall is your season, and you’ve been waiting for it all year. You’re not short on Halloween movies and decorations and you’re typically the person who puts candy outside your dorm room to share with your floor. This season always brings good vibes for you aesthetically, but you may be feeling the winter blues creeping in. You might find yourself wanting to stream Adele’s new single, “Go Easy on Me,” on repeat, but don’t fall into that trap just yet — enjoy the sunny days we’ve been having, even if you feel it’s against your nature. You like the classics, you thrive on routine and you sometimes find it hard to branch out and try new things. Bask in your old favorites, but don’t be afraid to step out of your shell this season. You’re typically drawn to people who fit into the “b” category listed above — let’s face it, you’re secretly a sucker for a softie. Let them balance you out — maybe paint a pumpkin together this weekend.
If you got mostly d’s
You’re “It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown”
You’ve often been described as “wholesome,” and you may have leaned way too far into the whole “smol bean” thing back in the day. We forgive you, though; it was funny for a moment. Most days, you wake up with a smile on your face and then proceed to ask your roommate if they had any fun dreams. Today, you tasked them with choosing which color butterfly clips would look best with your vibe of the day. People tend to look to you for advice or a shoulder to cry on, but you should let yourself be taken care of, too — your friends want to support you. Take some time to spend with your friends this weekend, and go to a pumpkin patch or apple orchard nearby. Really lean into the fall spirit and take a walk around Upper Lake, making sure to admire the leaves. Or, you can bake an apple pie. Or paint your nails with your loved ones — the possibilities are endless!