April Fool's edition

In desperate scramble for better press coverage, NCAA eliminates all sports and adds lightsaber dueling

In desperate scramble for better press coverage, NCAA eliminates all sports and adds lightsaber dueling

In a last, desperate attempt to save face after enacting various ridiculous policies, the NCAA has eliminated all varsity sports. All funding is to be directed toward the formation of a single varsity sport: collegiate lightsaber dueling.

MHN SPORTS SECTION DEMANDS FULL PAGE

MHN SPORTS SECTION DEMANDS FULL PAGE

for almost 2 years, the sports section has lost its privilege of being a full spread 2 page section. this is due to mhn facing a reduction of staff for sports, and now we have to share with the books section. however, the editors of sports and its sole writer stand united, and will take no more of this nonsense. we deserve our full page back!!! here are reasons why sports is entitled to a full page: