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BY PISCES WITH GEMINI TENDENCIES
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for almost 2 years, the sports section has lost its privilege of being a full spread 2 page section. this is due to mhn facing a reduction of staff for sports, and now we have to share with the books section. however, the editors of sports and its sole writer stand united, and will take no more of this nonsense. we deserve our full page back!!! here are reasons why sports is entitled to a full page:
Field hockey gets the most shoutouts on moho crushes
Underdogs always prevail in their fights against the villains
Countless hours are spent by sports to write, while books only publishes biweekly
Kids need to know women’s sports are more important than cis men’s sports
colleges all over the world made a gofundme to support the sports section
Yesterday we saw a books editor create an hr scandal by getting it on in abbey chapel
Olympic sports are more important than rusty pieces of paper from the odyssey
Umass threatened to cancel frat parties, and their athletes are deleting tinder
jorge honks and attacks only people who read books
Bubble tea boba was inspired by balls specifically made for sports
Our section will teach you how to land the hottest athletes
Our sources say reading books in and out of classes does more harm than good
Kittens will love you more if you read the sports section
Sagittariuses and scorpios are most attracted to sports
taylor swift prefers sports over books!
Harry Styles has also reached out to the athletics department to help fund varsity sports. He said in a statement to Mount Holyoke News that he is “willing to fashion new uniforms and suits for all sports.” Harry continued, “I checked the Instagram pages and they don’t seem to be in style.”
Harry is currently working on a new nail polish product line designed specifically for Mount Holyoke that will also be sold to the public in order to help raise money. Off the record, he said he’s hoping this will help his public image ahead of the release of 1989 Taylor’s Version. He wants to make sure MHC athletics never goes Out Of Style.
that is all folks for why sports deserves a full page in mhn!!! finally, some advice on how to ask out an mhc athlete: say “do you want to lift weights with me at 5:30 a.m.???”